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Round 186 was not one of the more memorable rounds and I’m writting this recap more out of boredom than anything else lol. The round featured alot of family themes and some of the lowest totals we have seen in a long time. Maybe it’s because the turn prizes have been lowered significantly or the rule changes or perhaps for no particular reason at all.

The_Chosen_Few… due to the fact that they have been critcized so heavily recently for being assholes, decided to be just that with a round filled with killing… op killing and even a little scabbing. Using the name The_Chosen_Assholes lol they took the top family rank with a net of $1,491,919,555,444. Up until recently, that might not have even gotten them top five but again the numbers were way down. For those of you who think that staff is full of assholes… well I’m sure this round stood out for you lol. Coffee_Suppository aka CoffeShop had their own theme going with most of its members using the name Volty or a variation of it. It seems Volty is becoming quite popluar these days after having two family’s dedicated too him now lol. Volty was not as appreciative of CS though and was quoted as saying he will never use the name again. CS took second place in the rankings with a strong showing in the rankings. voltage_HITSQUAD… led by none other than Volty himself lol who was taking a round of from being in TCF took third place, Mafia-Incorporated who has shown they have what it takes to hang with the best took fourth and Rest_In_Piece finished things off.

Lvl 3 ranks were probably the lowest you will ever see for a normal round with nobody netting over a trillion. Andre of TCF took gold, Volty took silver and WaldoMarlone of CS took bronze. Phantom got fourth and Uncle Freddy took fifth. None of these ranks were really challanged and I bet some people are wishing they had added a few extra turns lol.

Lvl 2 Was full of rankers from all different famalies. Vengeance got his second gold to go along with his fourth godfather award and had basically slow builded all round. I heard alot of complaints from scabbers all round that the hits were just not out their. TheWetBandits took silver and Mafia Inc got a bronze. The rest of the rankings were so low they are not even worth mentioning.

Lvl 1 was one place were the numbers were not down, in fact OXY63N scabbed himself to a very impressive final net of 55,755,765,491. Too bad that after an effort like that, that person only got 7,000 turns and a medal in which no longer has much prestige due to the rule changes. A member in disguise from CS Voltage took silver and sunnykill got bronze. Slip took fourth, euphya of Punks took fifth, Asshole_Raspberry, the name says it all lol took sixth, BPMF took seventh, BAD_COMPANY took eigth, Asshole_Doggy and Adham of Punks finished off the networth rankings.

The killer ranks were mostly made up of CS and TCF but their were a few exceptions. Will then rankings ever be fixed to show who the top ten were because obviously its possible to finish top ten and not get a medal, therefore its hard to give credit to them in a recap. Taco of TCF took lvl 3 gold and his family member Andre took Silver. Andre just edged out AC_DC who got bronze. DIRTYSOUTH, former Bellas World member who is now with CS took lvl 2 gold with exactly 6 million kills. AssHole_Teflon, who recently came back to TCF took silver and Burton from Punks took lvl 2 bronze. Lvl 1 killer ranks should continue to go down with everyone getting 30k aks that they cant get rid of. This feature has helped to level the playing field some as free killing has become alot harder. Two members of CS took the top two spots and eladg of Punks got bronze.

Well that about does it… I hope the next round is much better!