The Mobster News

This is the Anchorman reporting in at the end of round 181. Such hostility I see in this round, and it looks like there will be more in the rounds to come, which only makes the game better. I’m not sure about the first day what happened, but it’s usually easy to defer from these ranks. Looks like GodBlessAmerica aka Jimmy Conway from The Chosen Few built up and started destroying the ranks puttings zeros all across the board, and at the same time Burton was there taking the cash from the mobsters that were foolishly caught in the collecting process. During this whole time 8_P (i think that’s a coffee cup or some shit i duno) aka Waldo Marlone of Coffee Shop family was free killing, taking out everyone gunless in his range. Then tensions rose as another person went to level 3 TRICKED_OUT aka Voltage of The Chosen Few and starting killing those people that Jimmy Conway did not kill. And in the networth aspects we had a lot of Mafia_Incorporated members rank in the individual spots, Hollow_Tips getting his first medal on the game with level 1 bronze. Good job Mafia_Incorporated and keep up the hard work. Now that is a hard working and dedicated family that keep to themselves and try not to cause to much harm, except for one incident with a member that was removed from the family in the main round for making a big mistake of killing The Chosen Few’s Taco Attacko. Now about 35mins before the round ended Surdeahp aka Phaedrus (backwards name) of Coffee Shop (whom started his own family in mini for some reason) built up over 1mil ops and collected over 1tril and banked. Then he collected more so that it would not be easy to know his exact networth. Minutes later King_Of_Queens aka ThisIsMyName of Darkstalkers emerge into the ranks at first the top of level 2. He started collecting and he got very high, it wasn’t until I saw him around 800bil networth or so that I noticed he was in level 3 now, and I could see Phaedrus moving cities getting his target in sights and King_Of_Queens kept on collecting. It looked from my stance that he wanted the gold, i’m not sure of his/her orginal intentions. Then Phaedrus collected a little more, or sold a few aks to get King_Of_Queens in range. I’m not sure if Phaedrus hit him at all or not by this time people in level 2 were collecting and I was too busy trying to secure a higher spot in the ranks for myself. Throughout the round it’s self there was a lot of built up frustration between The Chosen Few and STONE_COLD_KILLERS. It seems one of there players IB (not sure if its the same Italion Boss that used to play and was helper that abused his powers) took it upon himself to 00 a few people that were built for last minute collecting in The Chosen Few’s family. Dippity_Doo aks BoyMeetsWorld from The Chosen Few took it upon himself to build up (staying level 1) and 00 every STONE_COLD_KILLERS family member out there that had no dus. He spent quite a while taking all of there ops. We are not quite sure whom this IB person is some say it was Raspberrypicker that spoiled BMW’s round a few rounds ago, and others say l in level 3 was Raspberrypicker, either way I have heard from a few people that The Chosen Few are very mad about this whole ordeal and will seek furture actions upon those people that mess with them and there families. Also in level 1 it looks as though Burton is the person to beat. He scabbed over 335bil in the mini round well more than enough for silver level 2 and making 43k more turns. I may be wrong on this but on his profile he puts “4″ I assume that’s how many rounds in a row he has been medal worthy. Once again I ask these questions can Burton be beaten? And Phaedrus can anyone stop this guy from ranking which place he wants?

Level 1 Networth ranks were relatively low with the exception of Burton’s rank. Friday13th managed to snag that 10th place and earns his/her account an extra 500 turns. Pyromaniac claimed the 9th place with easy but was extremely close to raking the 4th place also? (wierd) It seems that the ranks from 9th-4th of level 1 there was less than 6bil difference in there counts, sounds to me like some of them got a few last hits in that were very nice! BPMF got the 8th spot, while NOYGDB (now what the fuck does that stand for? who are you? and also BPMF what is that?) grabbed the 7th spot in the ranks. Man_SlaughtER won himself 2500 turns by taking 6th spot in level 1 ranks. Shadownman8 was close to 4th place with less than 100mil between him and that sillyho! Hollow_Tips as stated early took his first medal on the game with 3rd place in the level 1 ranks. BAD_COMPANY (should have had higher networth I was hitting him when the round ended hehe) took the silver spot in level 1, and Burton got the gold with more than twice what the person in 10th place got. Congrats to all those that ranked in the level 1 ranks, and good luck to you in the next round

Level 2 Networth ranks are for players that have added at least 1 turn, but no more than 80,000 turns. It was a bold move for pils to build and bank early and it nearly cost him the gold in level 2. As you lose 15% of your cash when you buy aks someone could have easily out collected him with the same turns he added, but with extreme luck the player from punks family got the gold. Mafia_Inc got silver in level 2 and from the looks of his medals has now completed the set of free networth medals, nicely done it’s something not all the mobsters can say they have done. retsbom got the level 2 bronze and made himself 40k turns for his account this round. While euphya got 4th place with just under 200bil networth. phaty took the 5th place in level 2 ranks, and sunnykill claimed the 6th place. Lady_M, my favorite Head Mod, took the 7th place in level 1 with only adding 1 turn into the round! boss took the 8th place with easy. RaMPaGe grabbed that 9th place and 2fingers got the 10th place in level 2. Good job to all those that ranked in level 2 networths.

Level 3 Networth ranks are for players that have added at least 80,001 turns into the round. Phaedrus took the gold in level 3 networth. Getting that first gold in that series, I’m sure there are more to come with that one. King_Of_Queens grabbed the silver in level 3 with almost twice with l had! l was in level 2 and near the end of the round switched to level 3. I am unsure as to why he would do this unless he just really wanted that medal, because he lost turns in the round. Teflon went on a killing rampage at the end of the round scabbing and killing players left and right took the 4th spot in level 3, and TRICKED_OUT got the 5th place in level 3.

The family ranks were a little different this round. As nobody in The Chosen Few got a networth medal in the mini it was hard for them to claim there usual spot of top family. So DarkStalkers with a lot of help from King_Of_Queens managed to get the top family spot! Pohs_Eeffoc was Phaedrus’s family and they managed to get the 2nd highest family in the round. Mafia-Incorporated pull off a 3rd place rank as a family. The Chosen Few barely managed to get 4th place, and STONE_COLD_KILLERS despite being 0d by someone in TCF almost managed to beat them. Maybe SCK will now the be the family to be in? No ask yourself this question where is the punks family? They did not rank, and one of there family members pulled in 1/4 of some of these other families. It sounds like they need to get there act together they seem like they are losing there touch!

Level 1 Killers was tough! NewJack whom from what I saw killed all of his kills on the last day took the gold medal in this category. While Lord_Kris took the silver from the ranks, jeeze this guy ranks killing every round also. Man I don’t see how this many people are really good at the game, and JDOE got the bronze of level 1 killer ranks with nearly 5mil kills.

Level 2 Killer ranks was equally tough. 8_P the don of CS took the gold in level 2. keeper_of_souls got the silver he’s been looking for! eXeCLaGeL got the bronze medal of that level. While honorable mentions were B_for_bojan whom got 4th place, and K1LL3R that got 5th place in level 2 killer ranks.

Level 3 killers were pretty low for this round. TRICKED_OUT secured that gold near the end of the round. GodBlessAmerica took his 3rd silver gun this round. Something tells me he will get that gold soon though! Teflon took the bronze killer gun, man this guy can’t stay away from bronze! lol

In other news, I want to bring upon your attention to Cadbury! Where is he at? Is he hiding because of the last article? I didn’t even see his name in the round at all, he must have used a different name trying to keep cover as he has many numerous enemies throughout his days in the game. Also the jackpot in the main round has jumped up quite a bit, sounds like someone is taking quite a liking to this game. Hopefully if you mobsters out there like this article I will write another recap on the next main round. For now this is The Anchorman reporting to you from themobster.com and YOU STAY CLASSY MOBSTER!