The Mobster News

The round started on somewhat of a slow, as well as frustrating note, as TheSlayer decided to go for ANOTHER, YES, ANOTHER, Gold Killer Award. I say this as I, like just about everyone else in the game, were a Victim to the Legend that IS TheSlayer.
Wolfy Boss of TCF, coming off his Gold Lvl 2 medal decided not to make it easy for Slayer, as he built to kill as well, taking out every du in sight, including going to battle with Slayer! Wolfy dropped turns like J-Lo dropped P. Diddy! J As they went back and forth zeroing each other, and everyone else, Sneakz just kept a low profile killing all along! Then the FIREWORKS began!

On Monday afternoon, the ONE and only, the current holder of The Best Killer Award, The_Book_Keeper, logged in and played. Now, my sources tell me that The Book Keeper, took exception to a news article about Voltage and The Chosen Few being the “DOMINANT FAMILY.” Bookie simply logged in along with a couple of his other guys, The_Barista (BKA Sawyer) and TheBouncer (whose identity I’m STILL trying to confirm) Bookie built to 2 million ops and du’s, saught out the top guy, which was Hole_Punch who had about 500k du’s and zeroed him. Sawyer built modestly(for Sawyer) right with him. Voltage, saw his turf being threatened, and decided to build up, only to be provoked by TheBouncer, who had built 3 million du’s! TheBouncer zeroed Voltage. “Ahhhhhhh, its ON NOW”(this is what I imagined Voltage saying in his head) J
Voltage went APESHIT, and built back up to take out TheBouncer! Then in a move that I have YET to see here until now, built to 23 million Ops, and 14 million Du’s and pretty much began poking at the other CS members to come on and build, as he said on the board, “Party-Poopers”
Classic, like a glass Coke bottle!!

On to other news, my sources tell me(and VERY reliable sources I might add) that The_Book_Keeper will be PLAYING again in the current round, as he is already logged in as I write this, along with BigTuna. Lets see if we have more fireworks in the current round as we did in this one.
On to the rankings, In level one “Heat” (lol, actually NOT Heat) Sneakz took level one Gold with an impressive net worth of 65 trillion networth, followed by Novice (Atomic) taking Silver, and NIGHTMARE took the Bronze home. ONCE again as in round 152 the level one ranks were as tight as a Virgin from 3rd place all the way down, with 4th place going to Friday13th, followed very closely by CrazyFlower in 5th, MCLOVIN (what a silly name) finished 6th, Fidel_Castro in 7th and Razz, Lil Friend, and Ladys_Nympho closing out the rankings respectively. VERY close, nice job guys/ladies.

In level 2 the Quarterback of Florida Tim_Tebow (Hawky) added to his Gold collection coming in first with a nice Networth. With Gortex coming in to take the Silver medal, followed by Narcotix, with the Bronze. Che BARELY missed another Bronze by 1 trill came in 4th. Chill finished 5th, Osva991 with 6th, Hogs_Of_War, Slasher, Mistress_Mafia & Foolish closed out the level 2 ranks with 7th through 10th respectively.

In Level 3 Voltage SMASHED his own record of 37 trillion in a regular round with an eye-popping 125 trillion Networth to take home another Gold to add to his Trophy Case. The_Book_Keeper took a silver with a 3 trillion networth which would sometimes be good enough for Gold in a normal round. Taking the Bronze was The_Barista (Sawyer) followed by Hole_Punch who took 4th place, Gamble took 5th place with 6th place going to 7Scots(argghhhh…my net crashed right at the end) Ice_Man took 7th , as Prophet, Lister and I finished off the level 3 rankings respectively.

The Family ranks were of course led by “DOMINATION” family (a branch off of The Chosen Few) in first place with Coffee Shop in Second and Punks-50th-round finished in third place (Congrats to Punks on their 50th round, that’s a GREAT accomplishment to keep a family together that many rounds) they were followed by KILL-YOU-DEAD family in 4th, Respect, Empire, & Infamous_Mobb, were 5th –7th ranks 8-10 went to Demarco_Hooligans, DOMINION, and Dark_Murdererez.

In the killer ranks TheSlayer took another Gold Gun with 15 million kills followed by the most beautifulist(is that a word?) killer “Sneakz”(Heat) who snuck in there to take the silver by 10k kills at the LAST two minutes of the round, thwarting Wolfy’s bid for a Silver gun. Wolfy had to settle for another Bronze gun finishing behind Heat.
The very quiet (for him) Vengeance finished in 4th place, followed by Mr_Volt (mostly from pouncing on TheBouncer) DIRTYSOUTH EEKED out a sixth place finish, with ONLY 1738 kills more than 7th place’s Mad_Killer. Georgios_Samaras (WaldoMarlone) took 8th, and TheBouncer and JTD closed out the killer ranks with 9th and 10th place.

Thanks for you guys support, as I am HOPING to be doing a good job on writing these, and hope to get better, as I get more experience! Thank you to “MY SOURCES” for the info needed to make this enjoyable reading, at least I HOPE! LOL

Congratulations to all that ranked, and hope to be writing more!

Don’t forget 9/11/01