The Mobster News

Hey everyone, I thought I’d try my luck again at writing a recap. Hopefully it turns out better
than my latest attempts at getting my first medal. As a good listener, I shall stop making
comments about me or my family. I understand now it was unnecessary.

Last round we witnessed a lot of 00’es from the legendary Coffee_Shop family who stroke from
early in the round with HEAT taking out anyone with a high number of defensive units and a few
other members taking on the lesser built ones. Later on, they showed a great family effort,
with almost all member contributing in their ‘’Spring Cleaning’’ mandate. Due to this, Ranks
were abnormally low with Level 3 10th place being the equivalent of 1.6 million aks and Level 1
Gold being 4.27 million aks. It’s a shadow of round 141 where Retard and Hawky amassed enormous
networths.

For level 1…dangermouse took gold with a 16 bil nw. The early round scabbing probably was a big
factor due to the lack of operatives for the rest of the round. Second was Jess being the only
other level 1 to hit an 8 digit networth. Friday13th from DS took Bronze to wrap up our Top 3.
Fourth goes to Mashed, 5th to Jimmy_Cant_Play, 6th to SALOON, 7th to TrippZ, 8th to peligro,
9th to Devils_reject and 10th to Stridder. I’m sure the people from 3rd to 10th must be
surprised to have ranked…ahaha.

Level 2 was special this round with CyberMafia making a return for DarkStalkers 100th round
Anniversary! Wow, I had never realized it had been such a long time. It’s nice to see a family
where most of its original players have stuck together through good times and bad times. He
took gold with an impressive 230 billion nw. I saw Moridin build with about 10 minutes left, he
was able to get silver followed by fellow TCF member TYRONE who edged out k1ll_u_4ll by not
even 3 billion. What a heart breaker, we have all had our share of those. 5th went to a
Swingcat making a well noticed return. 6th went to ThisIsMyName of Ds, 7th to One-Eyed-Jack,
8th to Gortex a.ka TommyGold, sneaky bastard, 9th to St_Cheesenits who was with DS last round
and 10th went to PuNk generalhaven.

Level 3 was decided in the last minutes of the round with a late jumper by the name of Dallas
catching phizzle on his coffee break and 00’ing him before rebuilding and collecting his way to
gold. phizzle did log back in though and rebuilt to 2.4 mil opps and 1.6 mil dus to beat out
Ouchie a.k.a Wolfy for Silver which was about 180k turns. Wolfy took home 100k turns for his
effort. Lady_M settled for 4th and Jimmy_Conway 5th. 6th went to JONDOE, 7th to smattle and
with ridiculousy small networth, ice_man, GOTTI_GIRL and FTW taking 8th, 9th and 10th
respectively.

One word explains the outcome of killer ranks! If you guessed Coffee, give yourself a hug, your
right!

LadyDeathstrike a.k.a HEAT , TheMobsters princess of destruction, added another gold to her
collection by going big at the start of the round going up to 700k dus in the early minutes of
the round and following through that initial effort to take Gold. I would like to take time to
congratulate Lord_Kris and Gotti_Girl on the thrilling killer dual of round 141. Jimmy didn’t
mention it so I will. Your numbers early on were phenomenal and very tight with it coming down
to the last stretch  Congrats! Moving on, Devil_Driver a.k.a POLICE was there alongside
his fellow CS member HEAT all round, mostly killing what she couldn’t reach. XOX_CHARM_XOX
a.k.a Melissa completed the Coffee_Shop Killer Gun sweep with a solid 8 and and a half million
kills. Congratulations Ladies and Gent. Peanut of BW took 4th, nasty and chimera of CS took 5th
and 6th, MaxXine was very close behind in 7th, Narcotix took 8th, Ouchie 9th and WaldoMarlone
10th. 7 ou of the 10 top killers were Coffee_Shop members, which is very impressive!

Now for families, Coffee_Shop Took first with Dallas leading the way. TCF easily took 2nd with
phizzle and ouchie combining their nw’s. DS 100th round took 3rd with Cyber and Lady M making
up a large part of the final nw. Jimmy_Conway led Bellas_World to a 4th place, DOMINION banking
on k1ll_u_4ll for 5th, INFAMOUS_MOOB taking 6th with JONDOE leading the way. PuNkD took 7th
thanks to dangermouse, generalhaven and TrippZ. Empire with TommyG leading the way took 8th,
DARK_MURDEREZ and Mafia_Incorporated rounding out the family ranks.

Hope you all enjoyed this recap more than my past ones. I would like your feedback and
suggestions on how to make it better!

Thank you and Enjoy Round 143!