The Mobster News

Well here I am writing my first and probably only re-cap for a round ever. Im sitting at work
writing on notepad with no spellcheck and a limited amount of fancy fonts. Before I get to the
actual rankings for the round let me say that it was a slow round with a small amount of
excitement. Im sure you noticed that two of our long time players were temporarily banned these
two players being Adham and Hole Punch. Adham was accused of farming due to a very nice
scabbing affort and was going to make this round his last. Since then a formal apology by the
staff has been made and he will continue to play…awsome to have you:) Hole_Punch was accused
of having a multi and was therefor banned, there is contraversy regarding this ban though due
to the fact he wasnt building and has countless turns from the 15 medals won from past rounds
hence many people question what reasons he would have for multis. Hole_punch seems to be having
bad luck lately seeing as just a few rounds ago both him and Skeakz were unable to collect
their cash prizes and were told they would have to accept just the medals:(

As im sure you all have noticed there has been recent inflation of opp killers around lately. I
have asked several sources if the main opp killer was targeting their families as well as the
Punks and nobody seems to know. Last round the culprit was Insane_killer he had one bronze
supp. medal but I was unable to unearth his real identity with this information alone. This
round im sure you have all noticed old_farmer wiping all opps within his range…he boasts 1
million kills already.
Now to the part you all have been waiting for:) duh duh duh duh…drum roll! THE RANKS!!!
Well this round was pretty much owned by Coffee Shop who took all of the top spots except for
in level 1. The level 1 ranks are as follows Hephaestus took level 1 gold with a net of
32,534,282,290, Fried took level 1 silver with his net being 31,196,594,068(just over one
billion more would have secured gold), No1_Turn_Whore took the bronze with his net at
28,701,474,684 and then the rest of level 1 are as follows 4th Killer001, 5th Hellvis, 6th
WaldoMarlone, 7th GoRTeX(who loves Jess), 8th Power_Ranger, 9th Hellblazer, and in 10 was
Kazimo.
The level 2 ranks were as follows: Phaedrus took first with a 316,903,873,966 net-worth,
Precious_Jess slid into 2nd with a net of 242,392,157,430, TMG trailed behind with his net at
67,315,779,638 securing him a broze medal and the remaining rankers were as follows Frazzle got
4th , little_friend ranked 5th, the 6th place slot was filled by TheCandyMan, 7th was
Lady_NioBe, 8th was Lady_M and at 9th was VaJayJay, and the final spot was taken by
xxxSpader79.
Level 3 ranks proved to be easier than past rounds and left many people kicking themselves for
not going for their first medal. Tank totally owned the ranks with his net of
3,769,315,020,415, trailing wayyy behind but with a net still high enough for silver was Cadet
with a net of 538,283,642,650, the bronze medal went to mafia_inc with his net at
153,236,002,090. The rest of the rankers were as follows 4th went to ShaolinSword, 5th went to
Iuel and 6th went to MikiMora following in 7th was Rev_Road, 8th was Oooowweeeee 9th went to
Begbie, and finally in 10th was cream.
The family ranks were as follows Coffee_Shop smashed their way into 1st with a combined net of
4,182,097,367,000 in 2nd were The_Chosen_Few with a total net of 1,083,671,250,570 in 3rd was
Mafia-Incorporated 414,218,971,747 3500, in 4th was INFAMOUS_MOBB with a net of 309,633,783,012
following in 5th DOMINION 278,185,798,002, 6th went to Empire with a net of 269,766,318,859,
7th was DARK-MURDERERZ with 256,181,228,217 net, 8th went to Respect at a net of
240,166,582,468, 9th went to CuseBallers with a net of 178,109,169,636 and finally came the
PuNkS with their total net at 152,702,987,441.
Now for the killer ranks:) I saw something done here that i have yet to see done during my
short life on mobster…even# of kills for 1st place!! 1st place went to Heat with 14,000,000
kills, I saw that she had exactly 13,000,000 for a while but someone must have messed her up on
purpose. 2nd went to Plutonium who was 5,000,000 kills behind at 9,564,774, 3rd went to
IM_KiLLiN_SeAsOn with 5,829,607 kills, 4th went to ArnoldDrummond with 4,870,854 kills,
Death-Box took 5th with 4,268,965 kills, 6th was Gamble at 3,858,953 kills, 7th followed to
Johnny_Stacks at 3,139,969 kills, 8th place went to Lord_Kris with 2,959,391 kills, 9th went
to MaxXine with 2,909,625 kills,and finally at 10th was UnDeRmInD with 2,385,907 kills. I
would love to see these guys hate-mail from all those furious noobs who got their “men”
killed:)
So in wrapping up my 1st ever re-cap i suggest you all clamor for Che to get back to work
otherwise Im going to be toturing you eyes with these ungodly things weekly:) Thank-you HP, lil
friend, Adham, 8sec, and friday13th for all of your input which helped me write this. Also look
forward to next rounds recap to see exactly what is going on between Hephaestus and DS:) l8er
all…im out:)