The Mobster News

Yes, its true. Punks and DemonHunters are going to war. Why? I forget who hit who… I believe
one of my boys hit them, they hit back, blah blah blah… Mainly the reason I’m calling the
Punks out on war is for shits and giggles.

DemonHunters was the creation of my brother, PressureTheHinges, and I way back when we got fed
up with Hooligans (I still love you Ganjja) and started our own family based off of our
favorite band. But enough with the history, you just want the carnage huh?

Well I’ll tell you how it is. I realized the DH really hasn’t been in a full scale, all out,
tooth and nail war, so why not get in one now? I mean, we’ve only ever ranked once in the
entire time of being, let’s try our hand at war. What could it hurt? Sure it could hurt our
pride, our reputation, and respect… But hey! We’ll still be together through this all! Its
all about family guys, not who wins and who loses. This is merely a test of our strength and
support as a family. We’re not full of turn whores, we’re full of brothers (and sisters) who
care.

But don’t think I’m hoping to win this war with a wing and a prayer…

Oh heck no, I’ve got two anonymous families behind me along with the personal support of Saint
from Yakuza and Volty from TCF. And I might add, quite a few people below radar I can call on.
Yes, this is going to be ruthless, sadistic, and fantastic. We’re ready and waiting for this
next round.
Go ahead and criticize me… “Oh its only Enigma, nothing is gonna happen but a severe beat
down until she cries”. If this be the case of the war, then so be it. I need a few good punches
thrown at me.
But I’ll tell you this… You won’t see any of my boys wasting money on this. So sit back
Mobster, grab a beer, and watch us rock out with our cock out.

This is gonna be fun…

Come on Che! Hit me with your BEST shot!