The Mobster News

Enigma was telling me she wanted to write an article about this upcoming war, so I couldn’t
let yall hear her halfass side of the story. Well as we know, Demonhunters is a bunch of noobs,
I think I’ve scabbed 3 or 4 of them so far this round and they’re main tactic is to load up on
drugs to inflate their networths so they look good (OMG! we are ranked 10th, we rule). Funny,
you guys only ranked once, 10th, cuz Te3de joined yall. Elad counted the other day, We’ve
ranked 25 times in the past 30 rounds, 3 of those being First place and we’ve had in average 2
players rank per round, including many Level 1 and Level 2 Gold medals. So I don’t give you
guys much odds, like I was telling the others we are 1000-1 favorites. I hope you managed to
get some of your noob fam allies to join up cuz I don’t want us to run out of targets after a
day and a half.

How it started…Well I’ve been scabbing these noob all week, then I got this colossal hit on
one of them, NightRyda007, about 750k aks, and he comes after me, keeps killing my du’s when
I’m trying to scab so I ask Ramosian to take care of his 15k or so du’s. He does and Ramo gets
a lot of hate mail and threats from this guy (which he shared with me and we got a kick out of)
so MuttonChop proceeds to a methodical 00’ing of Demonhunters. This prompted Enigma to declare
war on us.

So it should entertaining, hopefully she can unite a few noob fams against us to make it last
the whole round

With this, I salute you and may Demonhunters rest in pieces

ChE