The Mobster News

I tried to make it more neutral but it had to be be put like that. Apocalypse started off with
a few players dropping some turns to build to around 150k ops and 100k du’s, The round was calm
when out of no where Suspect, Hole Punch, Wolfy and Volty decided to 00 Apocalypse and many
other players and families, including HP taking a run at his old family, Coffee Shop. They
followed up with Suspect and HP building up high, over a million ops each…Seemed locked up
until Sneakz came around and took the 772 USD jackpot. Suspect and HP rounded out the Level 3
Top 3.

I wasn’t on at the end of the round but congrats to suburban on 4th. Pulp_Fiction, who took
5th, jumped families from PuNkS to DarK which really helped them. Teflon took 6th, Sgt Apone
took 7th, Vengeance and Freddy from TCF taking 8th and 9th. Arcadin from DS took 10th to
complete Level 3 Ranks.

Level 2 weren’t decided until very late in the round, with Lord_Kris from BW going big and
taking Gold! My homeboy Razz taking his first medal ever took Level 2 silver and the always
sharp Elad capitalizing on weak scores in Level 2 to take a Bronze. FuknStds followed his
recent trend and took another 4th, this time in level 2. Don’t give up bro, I’ve gotten my fair
share of 4ths tooo grrr, lol. 5th went to Idiosyncrasy, 6th to my boy Tommy G, who was supposed
to be on vacation, 7th is Caz, 8th pashol, 9th is iguessnox from Cuse and 10th went to AC_DC.

Level 1 ranks were tight at the top with PuNkS Don and Consigliere battling it out, ending in
Tiago’s supremacy over Adham. Better luck next time bro haha. King_Kong from Apoc got 3rd. Our
favorite moderator barely missing out, Jess took 4th, good job hun. Spader from Cuse took 5th,
slowtokes took 6th, incentive and mugsy from ROT took 7th and 8th, WTF took 9th and Easty took
10th.

Killer Ranks! Always my favorite to comment on! Where is Waldo? Oh look he’s at the top hahaha,
due to a late round push, Mr.Marlone secures himself another Gold Killer. Congrats, and yes yes
you will get your interview one of these days, when I dunno! Second when to I-TOKE-A-FEW from
BW who had the lead from early in the round until late in the round when his Coffee Shop
opponent surged in the ranks. Gotti Girl completed her Killer Gun collection with a Bronze.
Good job! Kimbo_Slice, equally from BW, got 4th, Volty from TCF got 5th, the always sharp
MaXxine took 6th, Our beloved Head mod Lady M took home 7th in a rare attempt at killer ranks.
8th goes to Suspect, 9th goes to returning mod Loco and good old Zerox completed the Top 10.

Family Ranks surprised me a tiny bit…Coffee_Shop took 1st thanks to a last minute surge by
Sneakz, TCf took second thank in great part to a strong showing by HP and Suspect. Bellas_Mob
edged out PuNkS for 3rd, thanks to Kris. PuNkS took 4th, due to strong level 1 and 2 showings
by 4 players. DarK_Murderez took 5th thanks to Pulp_Fiction. Mafia Inc took 6th thanks to there
don Mafia Inc, lol. 7th went to my friend Specdro and his surprising family! They weren’t even
close to being full and still managed this, great all round effort…I always said these guys
were good. 8th went to Begbie and his Dominion. 9th went to NEs a.ka Goodfellas and ROT took
10th due to strong level 1 performances…

That summarizes yet another round. Rumors have it that Apocalypse were planning on usurping
TCF’s identity but looks they got caught and now TCF is making a whole joke outta this. Props
to the_father and the_Preacher…Wolfy and someone else…lol for the hilarious profiles…

That’s it I’m out…Peace and good round!