The Mobster News

After I wrote the news article, Lil_Friend tracked smokeys IP using KingPyros spy network and
old gambino freewebs pages. Using Lara Croft stealth skills he silently sneaked into my house,
but smokey detected him using his sophisticated alarm system to detect any empire/gambino
presence….. which he bought from a starving Emperor on the street corner, having went
bankrupt after no one would buy his bullshit…….

A sword fight ensured, smokeys Pai Mei training allowed him to easily over power lil_friend,
but in a horrific accident smokey accidentally ripped out Preachers eyes, but thankfully for
smokey, preacher was already blind with power so no charges were pressed…

The fight continued, smokeys Ak-47’s bashed though lil_friends glocks. Out of nowhere JigSaw
came running with his cell phone camera hoping to take some pictures and write a crappy news
article on the event. Gladly for him, CJ turned up just at the right moment to tell Jig how it
was actually CJ fighting CJ because CJ is the focus of the universe, Jig happy with the
interview ran back home to write one paragraph about his encounter with CJ.

The fight continued, Lil_Friend began raiding smokeys casinos and stealing healthpacks from
drunk gamblers. Unable to sustain his drug addiction with the federal ban on all
narcotics…..even on the internet……Mendez desided it would be best to pawn turns in
increments of 26.

As the horrific fight continued smokey had no choice but to kill lil_friends ops, Lil_friend
desided to enlist the help of Enigma to help take down smokey, sadly enigmas plan involves 40
rounds of planning, thus no help came…..

Then…..smokeys gate keepers ran into the room and told him about the break in, smokey
wondered if they were retarded and while he was wondering lil_friend took out his golden glock
and pointed at smokeys head. Scared to death and with no limbs left to fight, smokey
surrendered and allowed lil_friend to take control of mobster news and recaps.

thus Smokey retired……….