The Mobster News

Yes, its true. Punks and DemonHunters are going to war. Why? I forget who hit who… I believe
one of my boys hit them, they hit back, blah blah blah… Mainly the reason I’m calling the
Punks out on war is for shits and giggles.

DemonHunters was the creation of my brother, PressureTheHinges, and I way back when we got fed
up with Hooligans (I still love you Ganjja) and started our own family based off of our
favorite band. But enough with the history, you just want the carnage huh? (more…)

Enigma was telling me she wanted to write an article about this upcoming war, so I couldn’t
let yall hear her halfass side of the story. Well as we know, Demonhunters is a bunch of noobs,
I think I’ve scabbed 3 or 4 of them so far this round and they’re main tactic is to load up on
drugs to inflate their networths so they look good (OMG! we are ranked 10th, we rule). Funny,
you guys only ranked once, 10th, cuz Te3de joined yall. Elad counted the other day, We’ve
ranked 25 times in the past 30 rounds, 3 of those being First place and we’ve had in average 2
players rank per round, including many Level 1 and Level 2 Gold medals. So I don’t give you
guys much odds, like I was telling the others we are 1000-1 favorites. I hope you managed to
get some of your noob fam allies to join up cuz I don’t want us to run out of targets after a
day and a half.

How it started…Well I’ve been scabbing these noob all week, then I got this colossal hit on
one of them, NightRyda007, about 750k aks, and he comes after me, keeps killing my du’s when
I’m trying to scab so I ask Ramosian to take care of his 15k or so du’s. He does and Ramo gets
a lot of hate mail and threats from this guy (which he shared with me and we got a kick out of)
so MuttonChop proceeds to a methodical 00’ing of Demonhunters. This prompted Enigma to declare
war on us.

So it should entertaining, hopefully she can unite a few noob fams against us to make it last
the whole round

With this, I salute you and may Demonhunters rest in pieces

ChE
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I was just testing you guys to see how much you liked your recaps and it appears many many
players get very mad when it isn’t posted (especially the people that ranked the round
before).
I also got a few people who wanted to be mentioned so here it goes: Welcome back Joey, we
didn’t miss you but we’re happy your back :P, a shout out to Enigma, Lady_Luck, revrend,
Gortex
and all you other Board Whores. (more…)

I tried to make it more neutral but it had to be be put like that. Apocalypse started off with
a few players dropping some turns to build to around 150k ops and 100k du’s, The round was calm
when out of no where Suspect, Hole Punch, Wolfy and Volty decided to 00 Apocalypse and many
other players and families, including HP taking a run at his old family, Coffee Shop. They
followed up with Suspect and HP building up high, over a million ops each…Seemed locked up
until Sneakz came around and took the 772 USD jackpot. Suspect and HP rounded out the Level 3
Top 3. (more…)

I think it’s about time we get into a little debate or conversation about the mafia. More
specifically, I would like to see everyone’s opinions on the best mobster movies ever made.
Let’s see who likes which movies and for what reason. The following is a list of movies and a
brief summary. (more…)

Hey all, this is ChE. I decided to interview Wolfy for his birthday and recap the past year.
As
we all know, Wolfy is the uncontested leader of TCF (The Chosen Few) and a Moderator. He has
more medals that most families combined and is a good friend.
Instead of stating the facts (Round 132- Level 2 Gold, Round 122,-Level 2 Gold, for example)
I’m just gonna let Birthday boy Dave do all the talking! Enjoy! (more…)